Friday, January 18, 2013

Top 10 Worst Movies of 2012

Highlighted the best -- now it's time to highlight the worst. Here's my top 10 list for worst movies I watched in 2012. These films invoked suicidal thoughts and puking sensation. After watching, I was like "What the hell?!" Anyways check these films you should probably avoid in the near future, if you haven't already done so. Honorable mentions also listed below.

10. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Sequel to an already crappy Ghost Rider film, it just got worse and worse and worse. 

9. Red Dawn
One of the lamest action flicks you'll EVER watch. Josh Peck was dreadful.

8. That's My Boy
Adam Sandler continues on his downward spiral in regards to films, and it doesn't seem like he's going to stop.

7. A Thousand Words
Like Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy continues on that same downward spiral with his played out gimmicks and expressions. Stick to Shrek films please so we dont have to see you.

6. Gone
The epitome of a dumb plot and dumb characters. 

5. Battleship
The acting in this film and Rihanna's one liners was enough to make me want to jump off a cliff. 

4. Piranha 3DD
If you wanna see really poor acting and senseless killings in a shallow pool by ancient fishes, then this is the garbage for you.

3. The Devil Inside
Just when I thought this movie couldn't have gotten any more meaningless and dumb, the ending happened.

2. LOL
Is this what Demi Moore has resorted to? One of the most pointless, horridly acted and boring drama you'll ever watch.

And last but not least, the creme de la creme of garbage films in 2012 is....

1. Savages
Very colorful cinematagraphy and a promising start -- but little did I know that I was about to witness one of the worst plots and movie ending ever. The moment I realized that the two leads were sharing the same girl is the moment I should have turned this garbage off.

Honorable Mentions
Snow White and the Huntsman
Good Deeds
Wrath of The Titans
The Man With the Iron Fists
The Paperboy


  1. Saw Ghost Rider and Battleship and I agree with ya. On the flipside I knew without having to watch a trailer that Piranha would suck balls and so I did the smart thing and didnt see it. The rest I dont plan to even glance at. As for the Honorable Mentions, I saw Lockout, Iron Fists, Titans and Snow white and again I totally agree (Y)

    1. if you do decide to watch the other garbage, just have a bottle of alcohol close by lol

    2. No no no bad people have sense!! Bad people nah pree dem deh! The alcohol however is a completely different case ;)